When you walk up to the snack bar and say, “I want the popcorn thing.”, here is a clue: WE CANNOT READ YOUR MIND.
Do you want large popcorn? Small? Do you want a small popcorn and a medium drink? Or maybe a small popcorn and a medium ICEE since you’re dragging along your screaming spawn and talking so low I can’t understand you over their wails? And when I ask you to clarify, the proper response is probably not, “I guess. Whatever.”
This is the point I’m going to charge you for a large popcorn and a large drink and then you give the small popcorn and medium drink out of complete spite. Please look at our menu, or just ask us what the options are. Don’t expect us to guess. I have to read my supervisor’s mind; I have no room for yours.
Also, dear thieves,
When you buy a combo meal and pay for the fountain drink and I give you the lid for the fountain drink, do not put it back and then take the ICEE lid.
This is called stealing, and it doesn’t matter that it’s only 20 to 30 cents difference. It is still stealing.
No love,
Your Annoyed Snack Bar Cashier
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